Centre of Everything
A place of reblogging and random thoughts...
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- mom: did you get home safe?
- me: no i died a few times
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stages of friendship on the internet
- Stage 1: Hi! How are you today?
- Stage 2: lol ok hi sup
- Stage 3: LOLOL OK WOW HAHA
- Stage 4: oHTFSKJSFN FOFd OD SDJ uR KIDDING lOL SFDKSHD I CANT lliTERALLY SCrREAMING I loVE U OMfG
- Stage 5: HERE'S MY CELL# TEXT ME WHEN I'M IN CLASS PLEASE I LOVE YOU
- Stage 6: when's your birthday
- Stage 7: heresmyhomeaddressandphonenumberandeverythingyouneedtokillme
- Stage 8: married
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what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
(Source: vvumblr, via babycastle09)
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You know, I thought I was doing pretty well in this hiatus. I thought it was going pretty fast. Then today I woke up and realised…it’s only been a week since the finale.
Well, only 17 more weeks (roughly) until I feel whole again
(via babycastle09)
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A girl with pink hair just helped me at Walmart and I was like “I know about your tumblr” and all the colour just drained from of her face it was so funny omfg
THAT WAS ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
no it wasn’t i made this up for notes
(via babycastle09)
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today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
(via babycastle09)
